7:08 PM / Thursday, February 19, 2009
Heyerz,
Funny thing happened at Bio today. Cause our teacher is sick, Mr.Wirth came to our class to check if we had work to do. So after about 20 minutes, Ryan asks Mr.Wirth if he can drink his protein drink in class. Mr.Wirth didn't answer his question cause he can do the impossible, but he started talking with Ahmed about how Ahmed trains (gym). Ahmed went on to explain that he is 'NOT' on steroid and only drinks, like 3 litres of protein drinks. Mr.Wirth burned Ahmed bad when he explained that the only reason someone would work out as much as him is to pose in the mirror. Lots of laughs ensured.
Then Spiderman jumped into the room throught the window right before he was squished under Mr.Wirth's foot. Then Gordon Freeman parked his buggy illegaly and got fined. Unfortunetly the parking inspector was a zombie so Gordon Freeman crowbared his arse. Then the 'Cavity Creeps' made a hole in Gordon Freeman before being stopped a giant Colgate tube with tartar control. Then McGiver made a nuclear bomb using some string, a shoe and a gold ball. Unfortunetly the bomb failed to detonate because jack Bower came in and stopped it in 24 hours. Then Charlie the Unicorn crossed the magical bridge of hope and wonder to find that terrorists had taken over Candy Mountain. The terrorists took Charlie hostage and demanded a 1 million dollar ransom. Unfortunetly one of the terrorists accidently shot Charlie in the head. Then Candy Mountain imploded. Jesus looked on from above thinking to himself "I hope dad doesn't get home soon".
WOOP WOOP WOOP
Chris