11:00 PM / Friday, February 13, 2009
A man walked onto the road when the bat mobile ran him over. Batman got out to get insurance information when Optimus prime ran him over. When optimus prime untransformed for insurance information he was run over by Jesus. Jesus got out of his invisible car when he realised he failed. Chuck Norris flew down and squished Jesus. Jesus revived and was crushed by Chuck Norris’ awesome aura. Morpheus ran past and took out a car with his sword. A buggy drove past and phasered Morpheus because Gordon Freeman was riding and thought he was a lion ant. Then he was stopped by a wall, then Christmas Critters started raping his dead body.
Santa clause looked on from above and said “screw this” and dropped his bag which fell and squished Kenny who was under an anvil. The blood slashed on the road causing Rick Ashley the swerve into Gandalf. Rick stayed with Gandalf as he died singing “never gonna give you up”. Upon hearing this, a portal opened and the companion cube smashed Rick’s head. Agent 047 took put his silencer on and popped the cube in the head. Mario jumped on Agent 047 and found the star. Mario ran around killing everyone he touched until it ran out and was killed by a tortoise. Sonic ran really fast and was killed by a spike in the ground. Luigi laughed at dead Mario before he was raped by Christmas critters whilst Turk danced to Poison and Mr.Cujes started a 10 hour quad assembly. Snake and a snake wrestled to the death whilst a metal slug jumped in a poorly assembled tank killing ducks and getting points. Raiden destroyed the tank by using his imber lightning skills before also being raped by Christmas Critters. Neo looked at them and said stop. Unfortunately he was only an actor and so got raped by Christmas Critters. ManBearPig ate the Christmas Critter and was shot by Chuck Norris as he rode on his cougar made of solid diamond shot by a gun made from his beard and bullet from his teeth.
By: I wonder who (Me)[Chris]
Then Mr.Wirth walks in and everyone spontaneously combusts and dies. Then Mr.Wirth thinks he’s uber cool and tries to divide by zero but his head implodes.