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algorasm: n. (Origin: blend of algorithm + orgasm) A sudden, short-lived moment of pleasure enjoyed by the programmer when the final kludge rings the bell.
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Anyway, here's the story of awesomeness:
Character List:
1 Narrator
2 Chris
3 Quang
4 God
5 Eunice
6 Jessica
7 Chuck Norris (yes)
Narrator: “In the beginning, God created man. But then he realised there were bugs in the software and deleted them. He then decided to play some Counter-Strike. After owning a number of noobs, he began to work on a new species.
After countless hours of pointless work, God gave up on a world full of humans and decided to only create two humans. They were the most skilled and intelligent humans that would stroll the earth’s land. He gave them names that all manner of life would know. He called these ultimate humans, Chris and Quang!
God gave these men their first mission, to create a world of humans. And this is their story”
(Chris and Quang are seen walking around a human-less earth naming things)
Chris: Hey Quang, what should we call this?
Quang: I don’t know, call it a turd.
Chris: But Quang, I’m pointing at my foot.
Quang: What’s a foot?
Chris: Don’t know, I just thought of it then.
Quang: Dude, I could go for some corndogs.
Chris: What are corndogs?
Quang: Don’t know either.
Chris: Ok. Wait, when did we learn to speak English?
Quang: What’s English?
(Chris and Quang are seen walking off into the sunset talking continuously)
Narrator: “Chris and Quang continued to name things with the greatest of ease, continuously questioning each other. The God saw that progress was going as slow as a snail trying to finish the city to surf run, even though that would be invented 4.6 billion years later. He decided to talk to them in person to try to get things going”
(Chris and Quang are sitting on some tortoises, slowly crushing them into the ground)
Chris: So, you wanna catch a movie or something?
Quang: What’s a movie?
Chris: Good point.
(God suddenly enters)
God: Do not fear me mere mortals. For I am God. Creator of all things, giver of life, owner of noobs. I gave you a task, and as I see, you are not completing it to my liking.
Chris: What?
God: What?
Quang: What?
God: What?
Chris: What?
God: Shut up. I want you to find some women and start expanding the human race.
Chris: What women? All I see are trees, turds and rocks.
God: Oh yea, well, I’ll create some for you. Your new mission is to persuade these women, whom I’ll create, to have babies with you and then more babies, and soon enough there will be enough humans on earth that they can have babies and so will begin the race of humans.
Quang: But, if our children have babies with our babies, wouldn’t that be kinder wrong. Like, no matter what, if you want to have babies, you’re going to have to do it with a relative.
God: Um….. Look a distraction!
(God points to a tortoise humping another tortoise. Whilst Chris and Quang are distracted, God teleports back to heaven)
Chris: Well, I guess we have to find these women. Which way should we go?
Quang: I recon we stay here and wait for them.
Chris: But what if they are waiting for us.
Quang: True that. We should go find them.
Chris: Wait, I just had a brain wave. How do we make babies?
Quang: Well, I guess the women would know seeing as women know everything.
Chris: BURN. Anyway, let’s go to the shops that have spontaneously appeared there.
(Chris and Quang walk into the new Earth Westfield)
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7:58 PM / Sunday, September 6, 2009
This is a story that i've written, will come out in parts, just like a chocolate bar..???Anyway, here's the story of awesomeness:
Character List:
1 Narrator
2 Chris
3 Quang
4 God
5 Eunice
6 Jessica
7 Chuck Norris (yes)
Narrator: “In the beginning, God created man. But then he realised there were bugs in the software and deleted them. He then decided to play some Counter-Strike. After owning a number of noobs, he began to work on a new species.
After countless hours of pointless work, God gave up on a world full of humans and decided to only create two humans. They were the most skilled and intelligent humans that would stroll the earth’s land. He gave them names that all manner of life would know. He called these ultimate humans, Chris and Quang!
God gave these men their first mission, to create a world of humans. And this is their story”
(Chris and Quang are seen walking around a human-less earth naming things)
Chris: Hey Quang, what should we call this?
Quang: I don’t know, call it a turd.
Chris: But Quang, I’m pointing at my foot.
Quang: What’s a foot?
Chris: Don’t know, I just thought of it then.
Quang: Dude, I could go for some corndogs.
Chris: What are corndogs?
Quang: Don’t know either.
Chris: Ok. Wait, when did we learn to speak English?
Quang: What’s English?
(Chris and Quang are seen walking off into the sunset talking continuously)
Narrator: “Chris and Quang continued to name things with the greatest of ease, continuously questioning each other. The God saw that progress was going as slow as a snail trying to finish the city to surf run, even though that would be invented 4.6 billion years later. He decided to talk to them in person to try to get things going”
(Chris and Quang are sitting on some tortoises, slowly crushing them into the ground)
Chris: So, you wanna catch a movie or something?
Quang: What’s a movie?
Chris: Good point.
(God suddenly enters)
God: Do not fear me mere mortals. For I am God. Creator of all things, giver of life, owner of noobs. I gave you a task, and as I see, you are not completing it to my liking.
Chris: What?
God: What?
Quang: What?
God: What?
Chris: What?
God: Shut up. I want you to find some women and start expanding the human race.
Chris: What women? All I see are trees, turds and rocks.
God: Oh yea, well, I’ll create some for you. Your new mission is to persuade these women, whom I’ll create, to have babies with you and then more babies, and soon enough there will be enough humans on earth that they can have babies and so will begin the race of humans.
Quang: But, if our children have babies with our babies, wouldn’t that be kinder wrong. Like, no matter what, if you want to have babies, you’re going to have to do it with a relative.
God: Um….. Look a distraction!
(God points to a tortoise humping another tortoise. Whilst Chris and Quang are distracted, God teleports back to heaven)
Chris: Well, I guess we have to find these women. Which way should we go?
Quang: I recon we stay here and wait for them.
Chris: But what if they are waiting for us.
Quang: True that. We should go find them.
Chris: Wait, I just had a brain wave. How do we make babies?
Quang: Well, I guess the women would know seeing as women know everything.
Chris: BURN. Anyway, let’s go to the shops that have spontaneously appeared there.
(Chris and Quang walk into the new Earth Westfield)